the-corpse: For every restroom you go into, write ‘walrus’ on the wall. Just do it okay. Concerts, restaurants, movie theaters…whatever just write walrus So then you know… some other tumblr person has sat on that same toilet
me: you got hotter this summer
me: thank you
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
babyslothsandpuppysizedelephants: sinisterfeline: davestrider-egbertrider: consistentcurse: ariverperson: The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. cutest i smiled so much the whole way through this Hahaha aw...
amandafiske: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music the title of this on YouTube is “How to dance when you’re high on life”