sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme
  • ronaldreagay:

    shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

    "You learn more about a person at the end of a relationship than at the beginning."
    mystic-revelations:

Glow (by quiet nymphs)

    veruca-assault:

    ms-kawesome:

    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.